12 Things About Me

There is a favorite quote of mine from Richard Bach, "Remember where you came from, where you're going, and why you created the mess you got yourself into in the first place."  I like to revisit this blog post from time to time to introduce myself to new people.  If something here interests you, check out the blog.  I might have talked about it more.

1. I am an ordained minister . . . the internet can be an evil thing, and I have performed eight marriages and no funerals.
2. I’ve seen the gateway to Hell (Stull, KS) and been to Hell (somewhere off Grand Cayman Islands)
3. I’ve been alone with a serial killer in my house . . . seriously
4. I’m not really afraid of much (not after #3).
5. I love bad corny jokes and used to tell them for hours.
6. I went to school midlife for something I absolutely love, graduated, and now can’t find a job in it. now I have a great job in it.
7.  I have about 6 ½ hours of tattoos on my back from two sessions.  1st 1.5 hours, 2nd 5 hours.
8.  I’ll drop just about anything I’m doing to go watch a storm.  I think it’s a passion and a sickness.  www.ruminationofthunder.com.  I don't like the drought we're in. 
9. On the same month I had my book published, I found a gallery that wanted to show my photography, the show went on for two months.  Since then done a couple of shows.
10. I worked in the Ethanol fuel industry and miss it horribly.  I miss being a chemist and playing in the lab.
11. Two things in my book happened to me in real life.
12. There is a pun that travels through the book that has to be explained to most people.

Become my minion . . . link is on the right.  Please make sure your shot records are up to date.

William Brian Johnson’s “Hell to Pay” from Hellfire Publishing is out in E-book and paper.  Click the cover for the link.




















The Ballad of Mercy Tyler is a free short story preceding the events in "Hell to Pay".  Click the cover for the link.